Where did the old site go?

I know:  you never thought it would happen. For those of you new to the site, you of course won't know what I'm talking about; but our clients of the past 4-5 years have seen and grown accustomed to a different site, and even a slightly different coffee cup.  Worse, they've had to listen to me telling them for nearly the entire past year that we were revamping it, which is why our author client lists and completed book lists weren't up-to-date, with almost 1200 books not listed.

The Loch Ness What?

I think some folks started to think that our website revamp was like the Loch Ness's Nellie--a figment of my imagination.  And we did have some setbacks; a flashy new way of displaying the author information was completely finished, when we ran into a PHP Memory Limit at the server.  Setback time, 3 months in recoding.  Those of you who've been around know that I fractured my foot in February of 2012, which slowed me down and lot--and then tore my rotator cuff in my shoulder less than 6 months later, which slowed me down some more.  By that time, the Holiday High season loomed, and we couldn't devote any resources to the new site...so it languished.

Meet our New FAQ!

But still we persisted, when we could, and finally, it's launched.  I encourage you to explore everything:  our FAQ, Resources, you-name-it.  Just use the SEARCH icon up there in the right-hand-corner.  Over the next few weeks, we'll still be catching small bugs and glitches, and feel free to drop us a line, if you run into any.  We want to know if you spot an "Owwie," as it were.

For our existing clients, thanks for your patience, and for our new and prospective clients, welcome aboard.  Feel free to rummage about!  You can always contact us via the Contact Information page if you have questions about your book, or just want to tell us that you found a link on the site that we missed, thanks!

 

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T'was the Night Before Christmas... 

 (With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, may he forgive my doggerel...)

...and all through the shop,
all we minions were working,
   until ready to drop.

The ebooks were flying,
the covers were spare,
The edits were crazy,
   with "one more thing I must share!"

We waited for Santa,
'Cuz we love old Saint Nick,
But Hitch made us work,
   Waving 'round an old stick!

So slave we all did,
And made all your books,
So that Hitch would say now,
   that we're off the hook.

Come today we're off,
to rest up our fingers,
Our hats we will doff,
   No books they do linger.

But we'll all be back,
Don't give it a thought,
for like all wage slaves,
   we're easily bought.

We'll be back on the fifth,
all eager and fresh,
All ready for you,
   after a well-deserved rest.

So Hitch wants to say,
very strongly and loud,
THANKS ALL YOU GUYS,
  you're the best type of crowd.

Indy and Len and Hitch and the gang,
will be back on the 5th,
to do books with a BANG!

In the meantime don't worry,
if you're in a hurry,
'cuz some poor guy got stuck
   sitting here like a duck.

Your emails we'll receive,
so no need to grieve.
We'll be a bit slow,
but we're raring to go.

Your books will be worked on,
your edits still made,
we're just resting a bit,
   before we all fade.

So please excuse the delays;
It won't be for days;
we'll jump on your queries,
   for your wondrous new series.

We waited for Santa,
'Cuz we love old St. Nick,
And sure 'nuff he came,
   It wasn't a trick.

And as he rode off,
into the night,
I could swear I heard Hitch yell,
   "That Edit's Not Right!"

~~~~~~~~~~

We'll be back on the morning of January 5th; we'll be here parttime between now and then, thanks.