Category: eBooks Converted and Formatted By Us
Author: Rob Rundell
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Description

Whether it’s diving with sharks off Exmouth, driving a feisty bull through the main road of Pinjarra or sailing a world-class yacht around the Gove Peninsular in pursuit of mud crabs in crocodile-infested swamps, the lust for life that leaps off these pages will transport you to an Australian world you’ll relish.
Spanning over 100 years of family adventure, this cheeky collection of true yarns is an homage to the species of Aussie we love - the larrikin, the idiot, the optimist, the mate, the hard worker, the risk taker, the footballer, the traveller, the dad and fisherman.
“I wouldn’t be in show business if I hadn’t stolen all Rob’s jokes.” - Kevin Bloody Wilson
“Guaranteed to put a smile on your lips many times over.” - Collingwood legend Brian Taylor (“BT”), bestselling author “Black and White”

Date insert: Saturday, 25 March 2023

T'was the Night Before Christmas... 

 (With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, may he forgive my doggerel...)

...and all through the shop,
all we minions were working,
   until ready to drop.

The ebooks were flying,
the covers were spare,
The edits were crazy,
   with "one more thing I must share!"

We waited for Santa,
'Cuz we love old Saint Nick,
But Hitch made us work,
   Waving 'round an old stick!

So slave we all did,
And made all your books,
So that Hitch would say now,
   that we're off the hook.

Come today we're off,
to rest up our fingers,
Our hats we will doff,
   No books they do linger.

But we'll all be back,
Don't give it a thought,
for like all wage slaves,
   we're easily bought.

We'll be back on the fifth,
all eager and fresh,
All ready for you,
   after a well-deserved rest.

So Hitch wants to say,
very strongly and loud,
THANKS ALL YOU GUYS,
  you're the best type of crowd.

Indy and Len and Hitch and the gang,
will be back on the 5th,
to do books with a BANG!

In the meantime don't worry,
if you're in a hurry,
'cuz some poor guy got stuck
   sitting here like a duck.

Your emails we'll receive,
so no need to grieve.
We'll be a bit slow,
but we're raring to go.

Your books will be worked on,
your edits still made,
we're just resting a bit,
   before we all fade.

So please excuse the delays;
It won't be for days;
we'll jump on your queries,
   for your wondrous new series.

We waited for Santa,
'Cuz we love old St. Nick,
And sure 'nuff he came,
   It wasn't a trick.

And as he rode off,
into the night,
I could swear I heard Hitch yell,
   "That Edit's Not Right!"

~~~~~~~~~~

We'll be back on the morning of January 5th; we'll be here parttime between now and then, thanks.