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Author: Anita Kaltenbaugh
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Description

Anita Kaltenbaugh authors books and travel articles about travel tips, tricks and advice. Travel Secrets - inside guide to planning, affording and taking more vacations will save you money and get you traveling more. Read 99 secrets that will change the way you travel and save you money. Use this insider guide to help you create a travel plan to take and afford more vacations. Create your travel bucket list and get started with your inspirations and journeys. Written by a traveler who has taken over 99 vacations in three years, this book will share secrets, tips, tricks and advice to affording more vacations and how to plan for them. Finding the hottest travel websites, smart phone applications and more will help transform your vacation dreams into reality. Thinking about going “green”? How about a list of ways to “go green” and save enough money for a vacation while helping the planet at the same time? This is a book about travel secrets. Secrets to enrich your life… Secrets that will get you up off the couch and traveling more. Secrets that will save you money so you can afford to make travel part of your everyday life, starting today.

Date insert: Tuesday, 31 January 2023

T'was the Night Before Christmas... 

 (With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, may he forgive my doggerel...)

...and all through the shop,
all we minions were working,
   until ready to drop.

The ebooks were flying,
the covers were spare,
The edits were crazy,
   with "one more thing I must share!"

We waited for Santa,
'Cuz we love old Saint Nick,
But Hitch made us work,
   Waving 'round an old stick!

So slave we all did,
And made all your books,
So that Hitch would say now,
   that we're off the hook.

Come today we're off,
to rest up our fingers,
Our hats we will doff,
   No books they do linger.

But we'll all be back,
Don't give it a thought,
for like all wage slaves,
   we're easily bought.

We'll be back on the fifth,
all eager and fresh,
All ready for you,
   after a well-deserved rest.

So Hitch wants to say,
very strongly and loud,
THANKS ALL YOU GUYS,
  you're the best type of crowd.

Indy and Len and Hitch and the gang,
will be back on the 5th,
to do books with a BANG!

In the meantime don't worry,
if you're in a hurry,
'cuz some poor guy got stuck
   sitting here like a duck.

Your emails we'll receive,
so no need to grieve.
We'll be a bit slow,
but we're raring to go.

Your books will be worked on,
your edits still made,
we're just resting a bit,
   before we all fade.

So please excuse the delays;
It won't be for days;
we'll jump on your queries,
   for your wondrous new series.

We waited for Santa,
'Cuz we love old St. Nick,
And sure 'nuff he came,
   It wasn't a trick.

And as he rode off,
into the night,
I could swear I heard Hitch yell,
   "That Edit's Not Right!"

~~~~~~~~~~

We'll be back on the morning of January 5th; we'll be here parttime between now and then, thanks.