Category: eBooks Converted and Formatted By Us
Author: Rob Westerman
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When will the Rapture occur? Remember the predictions of the Rapture happening May 21, 2011? Remember this same prediction claims the end of the world will be October 21, 2011? See for yourself from the Bible why the date setters and self appointed doomsday prophets will always be wrong. Since the early 19th century these false prophets have been predicting over and over the “signs” of the rapture are certain, and Jesus will secretly return and take believers to heaven. Then the Great Tribulation will occur. Every pre-tribulation rapture prediction and end of the world prophecy in the past 170 years has been wrong. They predicted the rapture when WWI started. Then WWII. Then in 1948 when Israel became a newly created state. Then in 1967 when the Arab- Israeli 6-Day War happened. Who are these people, where do their beliefs come from? See for yourself what the Bible reveals.

Date insert: Saturday, 25 March 2023

T'was the Night Before Christmas... 

 (With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, may he forgive my doggerel...)

...and all through the shop,
all we minions were working,
   until ready to drop.

The ebooks were flying,
the covers were spare,
The edits were crazy,
   with "one more thing I must share!"

We waited for Santa,
'Cuz we love old Saint Nick,
But Hitch made us work,
   Waving 'round an old stick!

So slave we all did,
And made all your books,
So that Hitch would say now,
   that we're off the hook.

Come today we're off,
to rest up our fingers,
Our hats we will doff,
   No books they do linger.

But we'll all be back,
Don't give it a thought,
for like all wage slaves,
   we're easily bought.

We'll be back on the fifth,
all eager and fresh,
All ready for you,
   after a well-deserved rest.

So Hitch wants to say,
very strongly and loud,
THANKS ALL YOU GUYS,
  you're the best type of crowd.

Indy and Len and Hitch and the gang,
will be back on the 5th,
to do books with a BANG!

In the meantime don't worry,
if you're in a hurry,
'cuz some poor guy got stuck
   sitting here like a duck.

Your emails we'll receive,
so no need to grieve.
We'll be a bit slow,
but we're raring to go.

Your books will be worked on,
your edits still made,
we're just resting a bit,
   before we all fade.

So please excuse the delays;
It won't be for days;
we'll jump on your queries,
   for your wondrous new series.

We waited for Santa,
'Cuz we love old St. Nick,
And sure 'nuff he came,
   It wasn't a trick.

And as he rode off,
into the night,
I could swear I heard Hitch yell,
   "That Edit's Not Right!"

~~~~~~~~~~

We'll be back on the morning of January 5th; we'll be here parttime between now and then, thanks.