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Author: S.J. Breier
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Description

Poetry isn't just for elves, Orcs also write poetry. Orcs write about everything people write about, only through their particular evil and bloodthirsty vision. Born to evil, we find poetic orcs writing of love and beauty, at times reaching upwards, and at other times raging against the delicate and refined.


A sample from "Orcish Poetry":

Elfie Elfie
flower and tree
leaf and rosy
unlike me

Gnash and smash
tear with claw
bite and bite
until bony raw

Date insert: Monday, 25 May 2020

Holiday Closing Alert! Memorial Day, 2020   

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As amazing as it is, this year, for the first time ever,  we're going to be closed for Memorial Day!

That means we're going to be closed, Saturday-Monday May 23rd-25th,  2020.

I know what you're thinking--what???  The whole country's been closed down for two months!  Whaddya mean, you're taking off?  Well, we haven't been closed.  We've been here working harder than ever, due to a wildly increased demand for our services, so honestly, the Crew and I desperately need these days away.  No telephone calls or emails will be answered.  The admin office needs a break.  We'll be back, everything to the ready, the morning of Tuesday, May 26th, to get cracking.  Thank you for your support and understanding.  And please, don't forget why we honor Memorial Day.  We should never--never--forget The Fallen.  

For those of you already in production, the production crew is running full steam; Judith (QA--Quality assurance, our Princess of Perfection) and Jay (Our Doyenne of Customer Delight) will be here and working, checking books and sending them out, so please, don't worry.  It's just we lazybones in the admin office that need a break!