Class warfare at its funniest! Just released from a federal prison to do his community service teaching English to immigrants, notorious Wall Street insider Sam Bronoff shares the truth about playing the market with his students. A stock tip he gives one of them leads him on an adventure through the New York landscape of ambition, politics, media, immigrants' longings, and his own all-too-human desires. Bronoff's Rules is a gleaming satire filled with actual rules for playing the market that no investor can afford to ignore.