R.D. Zimmerman

R.D. Zimmerman is the Lambda Award-winning and Edgar-nominated author of numerous mysteries. Under the pen name of Robert Alexander, he is the author of The New York Times bestseller, The Kitchen Boy, and other historical novels. For more info: www.robertalexanderbooks.com
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Gay TV journalist Todd Mills's plans to interview a reclusive movie star are interrupted by the murder of a.....

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All he remembered was the furtive encounter, the terror of.....

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Todd Mills is getting ready for the coup of his career: an exclusive interview with an extremely right-wing.....

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It began with a brutal attack in a posh Minneapolis neighborhood. And from the first killing to the next, Todd.....

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Thirty years after his mother's murder in war-torn Berlin, Will, a Chicago actor, explores via hypnosis what.....

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Nicholas Miller had been in Russia for several months and already he felt the tension and paranoia of being.....

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Filled with details of post-Soviet Russia, Red Trance charges through the alleys of St Petersburg and pits.....

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One Russian. One American. Trapped in a deadly global game of espionage and murder. At stake are the specs of.....

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When a young man suddenly dies, Nina, his wife, is left alone with their baby and her Alzheimer's-sticken.....

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With the help of his sister, Maddy, a forensic psychiatrist, Alex attempts to find the killer of the woman he.....

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When a former patient calls out for help, Maddy, a brilliant forensic hypnotherapist, must rely on her brother,.....

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Boris wasn't cut out to be a smuggler. He just wanted to write a novel, and smuggling a truckload of hot auto.....

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T'was the Night Before Christmas... 

 (With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, may he forgive my doggerel...)

...and all through the shop,
all we minions were working,
   until ready to drop.

The ebooks were flying,
the covers were spare,
The edits were crazy,
   with "one more thing I must share!"

We waited for Santa,
'Cuz we love old Saint Nick,
But Hitch made us work,
   Waving 'round an old stick!

So slave we all did,
And made all your books,
So that Hitch would say now,
   that we're off the hook.

Come today we're off,
to rest up our fingers,
Our hats we will doff,
   No books they do linger.

But we'll all be back,
Don't give it a thought,
for like all wage slaves,
   we're easily bought.

We'll be back on the fifth,
all eager and fresh,
All ready for you,
   after a well-deserved rest.

So Hitch wants to say,
very strongly and loud,
THANKS ALL YOU GUYS,
  you're the best type of crowd.

Indy and Len and Hitch and the gang,
will be back on the 5th,
to do books with a BANG!

In the meantime don't worry,
if you're in a hurry,
'cuz some poor guy got stuck
   sitting here like a duck.

Your emails we'll receive,
so no need to grieve.
We'll be a bit slow,
but we're raring to go.

Your books will be worked on,
your edits still made,
we're just resting a bit,
   before we all fade.

So please excuse the delays;
It won't be for days;
we'll jump on your queries,
   for your wondrous new series.

We waited for Santa,
'Cuz we love old St. Nick,
And sure 'nuff he came,
   It wasn't a trick.

And as he rode off,
into the night,
I could swear I heard Hitch yell,
   "That Edit's Not Right!"

~~~~~~~~~~

We'll be back on the morning of January 5th; we'll be here parttime between now and then, thanks.