Yet another cancer diary, only this time the author dies midway. Kidding... I survived cancer. Actually, that's a lie. You don't survive cancer; you merely live with the fact that you're not undergoing treatment for it. It can return anytime, like a Mafia hit man. Cancer survivors are really just in a Medical Witness Protection Program (MWPP), keeping their fingers crossed that TGWGUC (The Guy Who Gave Us Cancer) won't strike again.